Not so much incompetence, more taking the p**s!
This is a public service announcement! Decided to get British Gas to carry out a 100% electrical test of the house as part of our package (just moved in). 3 electricians took all day checking and testing to death and came up with a report (all whilst muttering 'rewire' under their breath), all green with no major issues other than a handful of minor issues, most of which would be cured on replacing the 1963 fuse wire setup with a modern consumer unit. We wanted a new consumer unit to futureproof the house and to ensure we had RCD protection (nothing wrong with the old kit, just old).
Anyway, the report came back at £15,000 including a 100% rewire as a recommendation with a list of things that 99% wouldn't understand, how we laughed and laughed and laughed we did





It transpires that inspections and minor works are a loss leader so they strongly impress upon folk for a 100% rewire to bag the cash, as it were.
Now here's the thing, if you were elderly and vulnerable or other vulnerable folks you could be pressurised to go with it. But that's just the tip, other hidden costs due to the 25 day time frame to do the job are;
1. Find somewhere else to live for two months
2. Here a van or removals company
3. Storage of all your kit
4. Package down or your big furniture
Etc etc etc
Absolutely shameful stuff!
Anyway, at 10% of the cost (£1500) a highly recommended sparky will fit a modern consumer unit, fix minor remedial work and renew the electrics to the garage ....... in 2 days.
Keep your eye out for your folks and other vulnerable people
#bornatnightnotlastnightyoufuckingmelts